Top Ten Times In History when using  the "F" word was appropriate

 10) "What the *&%# was that?"- Mayor of Hiroshima
  9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?"- Custer
  8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that."- Einstein
  7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!"- Picasso
  6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?"- Pythagorus
  5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?"- Michaelangelo
  4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain."- Joan of Arc
  3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my @ss!"- Noah
  2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!"- JFK
  1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton