Two boys are playing football at a park in Iowa
 City when one of the boys is suddenly attacked
 by a crazed Rottweiler.

 Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick
 and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it,
 and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A
 sports reporter who was strolling by sees the
 incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
 He tells the boy, "I'll title it 'Young Hawkeye Fan
 Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'"

 "But I'm not a Hawkeye fan," the little hero replies.

 "Sorry, since we're in Iowa City I just assumed
 you were" says the reporter, and he starts writing again.

 He asks "How does 'Panther Fan Rescues Friend From
 Horrific Attack' sound?"

 "I'm not a Panther fan either," the boy says.

 "Oh, I thought everyone in Iowa was either for the
 Hawks or the Panthers. What team do you root for?"
 the reporter asks.

 "I'm a Cyclone fan," the boy replies. "They're the
 best."

 The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his
 notebook and writes:
 "Little Bastard From Ames Kills Beloved Family Pet."