A sports reporter for the Chicago Sun-Times is walking through Grant Park.  
when he notices two boys playing football. Out of nowhere, a pit bull attacks 
one of the boys and begins mauling him. The other boy, having no choice, finds 
a large branch and clubs the dog over the head with it,  killing the dog. The 
shocked reporter rushes over to the two boys, and after finding out they were 
all right, offers to write a  story about the heroic little boy.  

Since the reporter was a sports  reporter, he decided to give his  headline a 
sports slant: "Young Chicago  Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal"  
The little boy looks at the  headline and says, "Sorry mister, but I'm not a Bears fan."

The reporter  stops writing and says, "Oh, well since you were playing football 
and we're in Chicago,  I just assumed you were a Bears  fan." And so the reporter 
begins a new headline: "Little Minnesota  Vikings Fan Fends Off Mad Dog Attack"  

The little boy looks at the headline and shakes his head. "I'm not a Vikings 
fan either, mister," says the boy.
 
The reporter erases his headline again and says, "Gee, I thought every kid in the 
Midwest was either a Bears or Vikings fan. To save time, why don't you just tell 
me what team you do root for."  The little boy smiles and says, "I'm a Green Bay 
Packers fan."

 
The reporter nods and begins his final headline:  
"Little Cheesehead Bastard Murders Beloved Family Pet"