ON A ROLL


Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. 
A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet 
twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. 
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier 
when I'm completely nude." With that she strips naked from 
her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma 
needs new clothes!" Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON! IWON!"

Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. 
The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of 
them asks, "What did she roll anyway?". The other answers, 
"I thought YOU were watching!"