The following is a true story from a Maryland newspaper:

ONLY IN ARKANSAS

       Here's more on why Arkansas is everyone's favorite state.  This is
from the Arkansas Democrat Gazette:
       "Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left
the road and hit a tree near Cotton Plant on State Highway 38 early Monday
morning...
       "Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of
Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center.
The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a
frog-gigging trip.  [Note to city slickers: frog-gigging, or frog
sticking, is how, armed with a small pitchfork, you catch frogs from the
bayou bank.  Frog legs make a tasty supper.]
       "On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck headlights
malfunctioned.  The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the
older-model truck had burned out.  As a replacement fuse was not
available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit
perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column.  Upon
inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate and the two
men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge.
       "After traveling approximately 20 miles and just before crossing
the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole
in the right testicle.  The vehicle swerved sharply to the right, exiting
the pavement and striking the tree.  Poole suffered only minor cuts and
abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other
wound.  Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released.
       "'Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his nuts
off or we might have been dead,' said Wallis.
       "'I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world,'
said Deputy Snyder, 'but this is a first for me.  I can't believe that
those two would admit how the accident happened.'
       "Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked
how many frogs the boys had caught, and did anyone think to get them from
the truck."