ALABAMA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION


      Last name: ________________

       First name:
      (_) Billy-Bob
      (_) Billy-Joe
      (_) Billy-Ray
      (_) Billy-Sue
      (_) Billy-Mae
      (_) Billy-Jack
      (Check appropriate box)

      Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

      Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

      Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

      Occupation:
      (_) Farmer
      (_) Mechanic
      (_) Hair Dresser
      (_) Un-employed
      (_) Dirty Politician

      Spouse's Name:
      _______________________

      2nd Spouse's
      Name:______________________
      3rd Spouse's
      Name:______________________

      Lover's Name: _________________________

      2nd Lover's Name:
      _________________________

      Relationship with spouse:
      (_) Sister
      (_) Brother
      (_) Aunt
      (_) Uncle
      (_) Cousin
      (_) Mother
      (_) Father
      (_) Son
      (_) Daughter
      (_) Pet

      Number of children living in household: ___

      Number of children living in shed: ___

      Number that are yours: ___

      Mother's Name: _______________________
      Father's Name: _______________________
     (If not sure, leave blank)
     Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
     completed)

      Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
      (Check appropriate box)

      ___ Total number of vehicles you own
      ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
      ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
      ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
      ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

      Firearms you own and where you keep them:
      ____ truck
      ____ bedroom
      ____ bathroom
      ____ kitchen
      ____ shed

      Model and year of your pickup: _____________
      194_

      Do you have a gun rack?
      (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:

      Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
      (_) The National Enquirer
      (_) The Globe
      (_) TV Guide
      (_) Soap Opera Digest
      (_) Rifle and Shotgun


      ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
      ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
      ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

      How often do you bathe:
      (_)Weekly
      (_)Monthly
      (_)Not Applicable

      Color of teeth:
      (_)Yellow
      (_)Brownish-Yellow
      (_)Brown
      (_)Black
      (_)N/A
 
      Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
     (_)Red-Man

      How far is your home from a paved road?
      (_)1 mile
      (_)2 miles
      (_)don't know